Saturday, April 12, 2008

E-Mail Funnies -


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
And if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


Megan said...

Good ones!

Matthew just now as the music stopped playing as I came to leave a comment:

"Hey, was the 500 miles I heard? Go back!"

Off to go and listen to your blog with my boys!

Therese said...

We don't call the slowest traffic rush hour. We call it peak hour traffic.

I think our cat would like mouse flavoured cat food.